You know your are getting old when... by KimB

You know your are getting old when...

You decision about what to order at a restaurant,
is not determined by the picture, description or price of the dish.

All the items listed on the menu are judged by
the probability of breaking a tooth...

Today,

  I AM

OFFICIALLY

OLD!

You know your are getting old when... by KimB

You know your are getting old when...

You are trying to read the tiny print on an package insert,
and cannot find your eyeglasses.

Only to discover that,
you are already wearing them ...

THERE

THEY ARE!

You know your are getting old when... by KimB

You know your are getting old when...

You keep jabbing the Volumn UP button on the remote
and you still cannot hear a word...

Only to discover that you have been
hammering the Mute button all along...

MUTE!

You know your are getting old when... by KimB

You know your are getting old when...

You wonder why no one can read the print on the page,
when it's clear and easily readable....

Then you discover that, you have set
your default font size to be 500% of normal...

THIS BIG!