Sunday, May 16, 2021

Cars and other 'Stuff' by Anno Nymus

Cars and other 'Stuff'

by Anno Nymus


    thoughts in passing – on passing –


I never much thought of myself as a 'car guy' … although growing up in Southern California in the 1950's and 60's, cars were an interwoven part of our daily life.


As my sis used to say, "we got bunched in" with a rather large extended family of aunts, uncles, cousins, friends, and friends of friends. Back in those days, every family had at least one car for every adult, so we were exposed to, and experienced lots of, different cars --  all used by this huge extended family of drivers.

Of course every one who had a car had opinions about other cars, envied other cars, wanted other cars, looked down on other cars, etc etc  to a fault ad nauseum. … Your car defined who you were, and told the world where you fit in the great pecking order. Everyone I knew had to start at the humble bottom.

When I was a teen .. it was not uncommon to get a decent running “work car” for well under $100 – it likely burned a little oil, but gas was 25 cents a gallon, and a quart of oil less than 20 cents .. so you would just keep a few extra cans of oil, and an oil spout in the trunk !

The “$50 work car” was a common ad in the classifieds in the 50's and 60's. Grandma once bragged that she bought a Model T for 25 dollars right after the big war started. She sold it for 75 dollars after the war, and we never heard the end of it !

Radios! For my generation it was all about the radios and radio stations !! Cars had radios !! Teens and radios became a marriage! My musician friend Al once said .. “ teens and musicians don’t buy a car .. they get a radio with wheels. ! “





And boy, was the radio a big part of the culture in those days! .. There was a row of preset push button stations on the dash console – which we played like a piano – to switch stations, or find a particular tune you wanted to hear … :D

My car memories go way back . I actually remember as a toddler, riding in our old 'woodie' station wagon, traveling to California from Pennsylvania – after returning from Europe .

We traveled the famous 'Route 66' in all its glory; the Tepee Motels, and roadside attractions. Paralleling long freight trains snaking west kept me rapt for hours as a toddler on the highways. I have always loved trains ever since. And of course, there was a lot of family singing to make the time go by.

I have a picture in mind of men futzing with  canvas water bags hanging on the radiator when we were traveling through the deserts and hot country at night to keep the motor cool. I loved watching for new and different “Burma Shave” motto signs along the long straight stretches. All our nomadic 'bunch'  loved traveling the back roads and byways of yore – but I digress.

My first car was a 1959 Caribbean Brown Chevrolet Bel Air – that came to me from a distant cousin that had passed away suddenly. It cost $300, and I got it for my 17th birthday in 1963. I thought I was a king!

I was able to purchase it with my generous birthday money, from Mom, and Grandma B. I even had just enough birthday money left to buy a beginners 5 string banjo (which launched my musical career). My birthday wishes fulfilled; a banjo, and a car !

I had finally joined the great horde of teen drivers; freedom, and miles of highway to explore. I think for someone like me, with a burgeoning vagabond spirit, this car was the ultimate key to the future..



1959 Chevy Bel Air - Caribbean Brown

this one – identical to mine – recently sold at auction for $85,000

The Chevy had a 3 speed 'H' pattern column shift, with clutch, and brake pedals. I got very good at driving a 'column stick' ! I thought I was a king the first time I drove it to High School as a Senior. I prayed I wouldn't stall the clutch in front of the kids in the parking lot.

There were some amazing adventures and road trips in that car... stories for another time .

It was great to be 17 in California, out of school for the summer, with a car .. endless places to go .. and gas sometimes less than 20 cents gallon! $5 of gas could last a week of school commuting, dating, 'Sunday' drives, or the ever popular sudden 'road trips' !

There have been a surprising number of cars pass through my life .. and I'm finding it fascinating how many, and how varied they are. I decided to do a few stories about some of them so this is the first installment of a random series of car tales ..

My earlier story, score of the 1933 Divco Twin Coach, is the most current installment of collectible cars and truck tales, but I think y'all will enjoy the variety of stories coming soon about some cars y'all might even remember...

Till Next Time ….

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Monday, May 10, 2021

When ya gotta go – ya gotta go !!! by Anno Nymus

When ya gotta go – ya gotta go !!!

a true story from back in the day ...

by Anno Nymus

Avatar was a 2009 blockbuster movie – theaters were full – lines were long !

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After watching the 3 hour blockbuster movie “Avatar” with some friends at the local multiplex, and after all the sitting, snacks and soda .. well, like everyone else ... me, and my 3 mates really had to pee after the movie !!! 

Of course, the restroom lines snaked out to the main corridor. 

Hmmm … there was no prayer of making it to the car and holding it till we all got to the restaurant. There was nothing for it but get in line for that great post movie adventure known as the multiplex mensroom.  Reluctantly, but with urgency, the 4 of us got in line!

Once we made it inside the cavernous restroom, it was the old standard; washbasins on right - stalls with doors on the left, and a  row of 20 urinals with basins-bowls, beyond the washstands.

All the stalls and urinals  had several men waiting for each ! Wow and yikes !! Seems there were only about 100-ish of us milling around - waiting to use any one of them --  NOW !!!!

Tick tock, tick tock, 1-2 cha-cha-cha …

There was a steady stream of flushing .. hand washing, and rushing out … industrial scale urination station rotation … but alas, it takes a certain amount of time for everyone just to do what they gotta do, and those of us in line were starting to worry about how long it was all taking .

Suddenly the door bursts open with a bang, and a cute blonde boy about 6 years old - in shorts - pushed thru, and past us – but stopped cold when he saw the lines !

He was already 'dancing', and holding his crotch with his hand, and obviously really had to pee ! His agitation and obvious consternation got some attention. 

He let out a loud “OH NO !!!” ... which got everyone's attention.

We all sympathized with the poor kid – we all had to pee badly, and were quietly doing our own dancing … Tick tock, tick tock. 1-2 cha-cha-cha …

In despair, and about to burst, he was getting that panicky look in his eyes - 'what can I do' !??! – just then – like clouds parting for the sun in a storm – a man flushed, and stepped away from a nearby urinal - an opening!

The guys in that queue were watching sympathetically, and quickly motioned to the kid to jump line - and go next !

The kid took a step forward - but paused. There was an immediate problem.

It was an adult urinal -  the bowl was a foot higher than his crotch !! 

Glancing to the right, he confirmed the single lower kids urinal was occupied with 2 waiting. 

Out of time !! What to do??

Suddenly his expression said “light-bulb!" - with a huge grin, and exclaimed  “GOT IT !!!”

In a blink - and all in one motion - he took a half step back from the urinal … shoved  his shorts down past his ankles,  hollered “sorry 'bout my butt!" - all whilst gauging 'n eyeballing the  physics of  getting a stream up ,over, and INTO the urinal – he then arched backwards ...  waaay back .. and .. let GO !!!

A 'golden arch' suddenly appeared!  A stream of pee was arc-ing up, from his crotch ... and over the lip, and directly into the urinal 3 feet away – bullseye !!  direct hit !!! – A rousing cheer went up in the room from all those watching !! His aim was true ! 

It was classic – he held that pose ...  and kept that 3 foot stream arc-ing perfectly  - for the longest time. For all the world, he looked just like that classic statue of a youth peeing into a pond that we have all seen!**

It was brilliant!The whole room - dozens of  men and boys - burst into spontaneous cheers, hoots and applause ! The place was abuzz with admiration.

When he was done .. he pulled up his shorts .. turned around grinning and took a bow! Everyone was laughing, applauding and telling him how well he handled that !! Atta Boy – You Go Kid ! Future NASA Engineer! Problem Solving 101 ! Well Done!! Kudos !! Bravo etc !!!

He quickly rinsed his hands – and with an impish grin waved to the room, then disappeared out the door and was gone as quickly as he had burst in !

The mensroom was still laughing and abuzz with chatter about his performance when we all finally exited … alas ... a very long 15 minutes or so later. 

Now it was finally off to the restaurant for us, but as we left, I thought to myself what a brilliant scene for a Mel Brooks movie titled ... 

"When ya gotta go .. ya gotta go !"

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Footnote: stranger than fiction

Japan – the famous “Peeing Gorge Statue ” National Park widely imitated in pond statues. A bronze statue commemorates the spot, where by ancient traditions in days of yore, to show fearlessness, youth would climb up, and pee over the edge.


Peeing Gorge Statue
Peeing Gorge Statue