O M L !
or
Archie's Bunker & the
Pandemic March
roughly to the tune of 'Glory Glory Hallelujah' – G
A crazy novel virus is under detection
Starting the spread – of a dreaded new infection
Contagion is rampant – yet no vaccine injections !?
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
Chorus
I've got a hankerin' – to hunker in a bunker...
I've got a hankerin' – to hunker in a bunker...
I've got a hankerin' – to hunker in a bunker...
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
Social distancing – new forms of not dancing
just wearing masks - has folks all askance-ing
Germ laden microbial stew – bio-soup for you !
just wearing masks - has folks all askance-ing
Germ laden microbial stew – bio-soup for you !
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
Door knobs – chairs – banisters 'n stairs
Coughs and sneezes -- filling all the airs
Don't touch anything --- anywhere !!
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
Phones and devices – are potentially lethal
Parties and bars are dangerous equally
Hiv - mers - sars - this is a worst sequel
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
Everyone look – we're gonna quarantine !
To avoid those bugs – that attack us deadly and unseen
The whole dang thing - is such a terribly bad dream
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
Times so bad – poor 'n old folks just can't win
Dyin' like fly's – it's a downright sin
Churches are closed - the gov'mints worn thin
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
Neither church - nor state - has workable schemes
to save my job or house – or my gizzard or my spleen!
What a dystopian nightmare - and desolate scene
What a dystopian nightmare - and desolate scene
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
Alas this is something you just cant shoot away or knife
It's bigger than bullets and all the money or your life
Is the 2nd amendment - keeping you healthy tonight?
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
Nurses, First Responders, and our Fearless Physicians
Are all Glorious HERO's - but in a terrible position
In this Battle of survival there's no damn ammunition !?
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
So what ever happened - to all the dang tests?
China made some - seems others got the rest
But we are sucking hind teat - and just trying to do our best
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
We hope some day - that there will be a cure
Vaccines & inoculations - oughta fix us up for sure
But a 30 day lock down - or we all go down the sewer !
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
A 30 day lock down - is the only solution
If the bug is denied hosts - it just dies in the confusion !!
So get busy labs - get us out of this seclusion !!
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
Bill Gates told us - it's a new kind of war !
So lets draft him or someone -- as a new 'VIRUS CZAR' !?!
Bill's influential - this virus exponential
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
For 30 solid days - we should all stay alone
Stir crazy prisoners - bored in our own homes
No matter what we wish - we are not allowed to roam
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
If we deny this bug - its desperate last stand then
Soon great rejoicing will ring - ALL throughout the lands
Because we EACH FLEW SOLO and yes, WASHED OUR HANDS !!
O-h-h-h My..... LORD !?!
Chorus
I've got a hankerin' – to hunker in a bunker... (3 times)
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
Nurses, First Responders, and our Fearless Physicians
Are all Glorious HERO's - but in a terrible position
In this Battle of survival there's no damn ammunition !?
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
So what ever happened - to all the dang tests?
China made some - seems others got the rest
But we are sucking hind teat - and just trying to do our best
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
We hope some day - that there will be a cure
Vaccines & inoculations - oughta fix us up for sure
But a 30 day lock down - or we all go down the sewer !
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
A 30 day lock down - is the only solution
If the bug is denied hosts - it just dies in the confusion !!
So get busy labs - get us out of this seclusion !!
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
Bill Gates told us - it's a new kind of war !
So lets draft him or someone -- as a new 'VIRUS CZAR' !?!
Bill's influential - this virus exponential
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
For 30 solid days - we should all stay alone
Stir crazy prisoners - bored in our own homes
No matter what we wish - we are not allowed to roam
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
If we deny this bug - its desperate last stand then
Soon great rejoicing will ring - ALL throughout the lands
Because we EACH FLEW SOLO and yes, WASHED OUR HANDS !!
O-h-h-h My..... LORD !?!
Chorus
I've got a hankerin' – to hunker in a bunker... (3 times)
O-h-h-h My ! – LORD !?!
Parody - Copyright R. Bigelow 2020
Jesus died to save our sins- glory be - we might need him again !
(The Weavers )
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