Friday, December 28, 2018

Christmas Past by KimB

One benefit of getting farther along on the path of life is that memories become a new dwelling place. A place of mixed rewards. A place full of angels and a multitude of demons. A place of unresolvable anger and of unlimited happiness. It's a place where we can sometimes chose different outcomes or savor our more fortunate experiences. It's a kaleidoscopic sort of place where fragments of events past reside and by turning the wheel a new view is seen. It's not always an easy place to be, the demons of both real and re-imaged events are present. The angels arise when we set aside our normal demons and look at the kaleidoscope from a new angle.

Christmas Past is one of those many events that reside in memory. The memories that flow from years of holidays most often bring a flurry of emotions: excitement, anticipation, surprise, happiness, pride with a dash of disappointment and a touch of envy. For the most part the happy end of the scale remains after the many physical aspects of Christmas Past have disappeared.

The memories fullest of warmth and contentment do not always arise from presents that where so fiercely desired and then received but more often they arise from events that were minor details in the background of ripped paper and exclamations of surprise. They are often the smallest of details that surpass the value of everything else found under a tree, in a sock or next to a menorah.

These are the true presents given by Christmas Past. They are ours alone. They are ours to open every day or every hour. They are reminders of something unique that happens when people exchange something far beyond the physical. They happen when we exchange Love: our greatest token of all that we desire for ourselves and others.

May this holiday and all other holidays fill your memories with Love, for these are the presents that last a life time.


Kaleidoscopes Images
Kaleidoscopes Images



Monday, December 24, 2018

Merry Christmas

It's Christmas Eve and the mad rush to get things finished for tomorrow is winding down. Cookies have been baked and mailed along with batches of sugarplums to loved ones across the country, and gifts are wrapped and placed under the tree.

I couldn't help remembering past Christmases as I prepared for this years. In the early years of my childhood, the decorated Christmas tree with lights was part of the Christmas morning surprises that Santa brought. As we children got older we decorated Christmas trees with garlands of paper rings made at school along with strings of popcorn and cranberries that we spent hours making. There were beautiful but fragile ornaments from Germany that were carefully wrapped and boxed and stored away for the next Christmas.

When my children were small, my husband and I spent the night reading instructions on how to assemble some complex toy or other and still have just enough time left to get a quick nap before the kids woke us up to see what Santa brought.

I have wonderful memories of New Year Eve bells ringing in hopes for health, wealth and happiness, and it goes without saying, that I wish all my family and friends a healthy and prosperous 2019.

I hope the country will have a great 2019, but the news isn't encouraging. Too many lies told by government officials.

lies are deceptions
a fact, I merely mention
deception by lies
is my chief contention. 1

  1. Apologies to the unknown poet of Horse Sense
    https://www.poetrynook.com/poem/horse-sense



Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Bare Blog Names by KimB

[Editor's Post]

Back in the early days of the blog, we opted to buy extra DNS/URL names for the blog. Back-in-the-Day these were just about given away and having a few extra pathways to the blog seemed like a great way for guests to stop by for a nice cuppa while sharing our family stories.

Like many other internet related things, the price of the Name+Extention went from

-> cheap neat!
-> wow!
-> ouch!
-> no longer in the budget

There really isn't any reason for the DNS names to be expensive but the name-granters have figured that those with deeper pockets will pay "whatever the market will bear", which for our blog, has hit: No Mo'Bare.

Our current DNS names are:
  • mrsbizzyb.com
  • mrsbizzyb.net
  • mrsbizzybsayshello.com

And for our other blog:
  • elgato2k.com
  • elgato2k.net
  • elgato2000.com

The cost of the 6 names has now exceeded $300.00 USD. We do not monetize our blogs, and we have no plans to do so, so we have opted to reduce the number of names that we have to pay for out of pocket.

Starting in December 2018, the additional DNS/URL names for the blog will be:
  • mrsbizzybsayshello.com
  • elgato2000.com

The blog has been active for so many years now; filled with wonderful stories and contributions from family and friends and we plan that it will be around for a whole lot longer, sharing the stories that have yet to be written, after all, families never run out of stories. Our visitors may have to type a few more letters or replace a bookmark to find them.

Saturday, November 03, 2018

Cookies are Bad for You by KimB

[Editor's Post]

Everyone knows Cookies are Bad for You but we still consume lots of them.

Years ago, watching the Oprah Winfrey Show, she hosted a guest nutritionist telling everyone around the OprahSphere how to lose weight. The Skinny Dude was telling those of us with Many Shades of Tubbiness how to be Just Like Him: Skinny.

His advice:
If you want a cookie... Eat a Cookie.
Oprah's response:
A Cookie? A Cookie?
It's not A COOKIE, it's a BAG OF COOKIES!!!!

Which goes to show that Oprah knows of what she speaks.

In my few encounters with nutritionists I've noticed that they have always been "skinny folks". The only credible people I've met are people who have Been There Done That ... about a thousand times.
Skinny folks, don't get it.
Fat folks get more than they should.

Which brings me to the topic of the day:

COOKIES are BAD for YOU

Because like Bags of Chocolate Chip Cookies, Computer Cookies are just as nasty. Worse even. A Bag of Chocolate Chip Cookies at least tastes good. Computer Cookies don't have any taste at all yet still manage to clog the arteries of your computer faster than the fake-chocolate, high fructose corn syrup, 200 years worth of preservative Chocolate Chip Cookies can clog yours.

Sort of a race to oblivion.

What are Computer Cookies?
You might very well ask...

Cookies are technically small files that are created and destroyed when you use a Browser (Chrome, Safari, Edge/IE, Firefox and others).1 The appear harmless in concept but in practice they can be nasty or put to nasty use. They come in many types with different uses and their current use is one reason why the internet is the mess it is today.

Here are just some of the types of cookies you will find when you visit any website:
  • Session cookie
  • Persistent cookie
  • Secure cookie
  • Http-only cookie
  • Same-site cookie
  • Third-party cookie
  • Supercookie
  • Supercookie (more than)
  • Zombie cookie / Evercookie

The average web page contains 20 or more cookies. Only 1% of cookies are strictly necessary. A scan of 330,000 websites found 4,940,969 Garbage Cookies and that's a lot of Computer Cookie Calories clogging up the internet.2

Computer Cookie Calories 2
Average cookies per website 20
Strictly necessary cookies 1%
Persistent Cookies 74%
Websites Scanned 329,151
Cookies Found 6,656,090
3rd party cookies 4,940,969

Cookies are the number one method companies and government's use to track people. The entire Internet Data Mining System is built on Computer Cookies and corporations use them to make Billions and Billions of Dollars from you, your family, your friends, your neighbors, and people you didn't even know you know.

Governments, of course, have many more methods they can use because they are not constrained by Rule of Law - they get to do whatever they want, whenever they want.

Years ago, working in a Start Up in the early Daze of Silicon Valley, discussing some internet protocols with other engineers in our High Tech Environment, the subject of cookies came up. One of the engineers stated flatly that No Cookie was ever going to grace the environment of his computer system and flatly refused to support cookie use. He was one of the few that no other engineer could bamboozle with Internet Hocus Pocus. He knew his stuff. And we all knew he knew too.

I have often thought about that conversation and thought More Fool Me for not recognizing what was really happening. Engineers get rather short sighted while slogging through deadlines and project status meetings and milestones and releases and QA cycles; more often than not, we miss the whole point.
  • Engineers are good at doing what they are told to do.
  • Engineers are great at building a Never Seen Before Widget
  • Engineers are terrible at recognizing what it is that they are really building
  • Engineers are horribly gullible and the smell of money and stock options makes them loopy

So what is the fuss about?

  • A cookie is a small piece of data sent from a website and stored on the user's computer by the user's web browser while the user is browsing
  • A cookie is designed to be a reliable mechanism for websites to remember stateful information (such as items added in the shopping cart in an online store) or to record the user's browsing activity
  • A cookie can be used to remember arbitrary pieces of information that the user previously entered into form fields such as names, addresses, passwords, and credit card numbers

These are what allow websites to "remember you" and perform "auto logins". They help you avoid the unpleasant necessity of remembering and typing in awkward number sequences and the website takes advantage of this to put all kinds of trash on your system for their own benefit.

Computer Cookies were invented (ahem loose phrasing here) in 1994. Browser Makers created the code and started pushing cookies onto systems everywhere and sort of forgot to mention this to the public until they were outed in a Financial Times article about them on February 12, 1996

So for 2 years, Silicon Valley didn't say nuffin'.

At about the time of the article, the folks in charge of Defining the Internet had already identified third-party cookies as a considerable privacy threat.

Silicon Valley didn't change a single thing. 1996 - 2018 ... 22 years and counting.

Kind of makes you shudder a bit. Silicon Valley is just as forthcoming now as they were then.

Cookies and the Are You You? Problem

In the old days when folks were trying to recognize Friend From Foe there were a whole lot of ways you could tell or get the other guy to tell which side of the battlefield they were fighting for:

Loud Movie Voice:
H A L T !!! Who goes there? Friend or Foe???

Do you really think anyone was stupid enough to answer FOE?

In the internet, our battlefield lies between your computer and the destination computer you want to access. The size of the battlefield is enormous and spans the entire globe, with every government and bad dudette on the planet looking to find a way past each other into your very attractive computer or mobile device.

The Cookie was an attempt to create a system where the Web Page knew You were You and didn't go blabbing your personal life to anyone else. This is sort of moot at the moment as web pages no longer need to blab much as entire corporations are spewing their data repositories containing every item they've collected about World+Dog to any FOE who wants to see it for FREE. If you are FRIEND you have to pay big bucks for the same data.

It was not the only way to do it this and like the stupidity of Friend or Foe, it didn't take long for the Foes to pretend to be Friends.

It was known 20 years ago. It is known now. It's not new news.

It's just the folks making a lot of bucks off of you DO NOT want YOU do know what to do about it.

Challenge of the Cookie

The internet battlefield is strewn with the corpses of good ideas and punctured balloons. It's like trench warfare: the lines move by inches back and forth. We gain some and we lose some. There isn't any "final victory". Foes are clever and they figure out new ways to pass through to their desired destinations.

There is NO DIFFERENCE between FOES:

Governments   Corporations   Bad Guys

They work the same methods and use the same techniques. There are no Knights in Shining Armour there.

What there are, are folks pushing back against the FOE Lines to minimize some of the damage they do. The damage is greater than advertised. Google recently shut down their Google+3 system due to:
Pick the Google answer you think best fits the topic:
  1. Low usage.
  2. or
  3. Major Software Bug allowing Private Data to be exposed.
Was it due to cookies?   Yes.

Because cookies ARE methods by which private data is collected and then exposed not to mention a lot of other bad news coding. It was sooo bad they folded up the entire shop because there are some new laws (mostly in the EU), that make it very expensive when these eruptions happen. Facebook's MarkZ got a nice grilling in Congress4 and actually had to put on a suit and tie for similar reasons. I'm sure MarkZ was more upset that he couldn't wear his tee-shirt to the BBQ.

Recently, there was a new Internet Directive for browser makers involving removing cookies on demand or when a setting is checked that tells the browser to clear all cookies. Google sort of forgot to clear their own tracking cookies.5 When it was noticed (and it was noticed pretty fast) the official response:

Google:
Oh..   Ahhh...   Ummmm....
We thought you meant the OTHER GUY'S cookies.
Surely you want to keep OURS...

Corporations don't want to make things better for you. Only for themselves. In the Friend or Foe battle, corporations jump lines all the time. Even when you get a message saying "Cookies are cleared" that doesn't mean anything. All it means is you got a message with that text. It's a FOE claiming to be FRIEND.

So here are some things you can do to Challenge the Cookie and they are not painful or hard.
  1. Check for Cookies
    Look at each web page you visit and check what kind of cookies are being pushed. This ability varies by browser. Some make it easy to see what's being dumped to your system. It is most often in the Privacy Settings Page of the browser.
  2. Turn OFF the settings to automatically accept all cookies.
    This varies by browser. It's hidden in some and right up front in others. It is most often in the Privacy Settings Page of the browser.
  3. Set up Your OWN List of FRIEND sites
    Set up Your OWN privacy list of webpages where cookies are OK Most people visit a small handful of webpages where they really want to have their data harvested. Most people visit a lot of webpages just to Surf. Use the Privacy Options to create your own list of who gets FRIEND status. Everyone else will be FOE by default. Change the list as needed.
  4. Reconsider which sites you go to
    There are so many sites with similar information select the ones that aren't FOE makers. Put them on your FRIEND site list.
  5. Turn off JavaScript
    This is the BEST thing you can do. It's the most armour you can get. Without JavaScript setting cookies is much harder. Never underestimate FOEs but it will push them back a long way. This setting is often hidden in the browser configuration file.
  6. Accept there will be less flashy page layouts
    If you DO NOT allow ALL cookies and/or JavaScript some sites are gonna barf. Yeppers, sites that cannot get their cookie fix might choke. Many times it doesn't matter that much you can still use the site OKish. Some fancy stuff might not work but do you really need the fancy stuff?
  7. Clear your History, your Cookies and your Browser Cache
    This varies by browser. It's hidden in some and right up front in others. It is most often in the Privacy Settings Page of the browser. There is often a direct button for this on the Browser Menu too. Clear your Trash Can too.
  8. Clean out Temporary Files.
    Temporary files never make it to the trash can. They are normally managed by the operating system. Cookies and Junk can accumulate in the Temporary File Storage Area. This an advanced housekeeping action. DO NOT attempt to do this without completely understanding which files you can remove. Clearing out the wrong files can disable your computer. You can find information on the internet on how to do this for your system.


References
  1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_cookie
  2. From a research website that extracts and analyzes cookie usage.
  3. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google%2B
    https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/oct/08/google-plus-security-breach-wall-street-journal
  4. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/apr/11/zuckerberg-hearing-facebook-tracking-questions-house-back-foot
  5. https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/09/25/chrome_69_google_cookies/


Wanna Cookie?
Wanna Cookie?




Friday, October 19, 2018

Names of Things



Names of Things


When drops of moisture in a cloud
grow big and round and fall
to ground, it's called rain.

When a trunk with bark and
leafy limbs shade the sun in
summer's heat, it's called a tree.

When blades of grass grow
green and tall then cut down
to grow again, it's called a lawn.

When red petals on a thorny
bush casts an odor pleasing
to the nose, it's called a rose.

When mountain streams create
a river running wild and free
then stops and pools, it's called a Sea.


Marion
August 2018



Friday, October 05, 2018

Entertaining the Computer by KimB

[Editor's Post]

It's that time when the nearly useless requirement rolls around for us to tell you how your are tracked.

You are not tracked by us.
But you are tracked: relentlessly and ruthlessly.

There! Done!

It is no longer possible to evade the tracking. You can put some dampers on it but we now permanently live under surveillance: 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, from -9 months (more or less), to day 0, until the day you die and even that won't stop the tracking. You might be worth more dead than you think.

So on the good news side of things: LOTS and LOTS of folks are doing as much dampening as possible.

On the bad news side of things: There are MORE trackers than you could possibly imagine. Even the 5EYES haven't figured out all the trackers that are tracking them - which makes them very cranky indeed.

One of the interesting changes in human-computer relationships is how our roles have been reversed so quietly that hardly anyone notices.

Computers were promised to be tools for Human use.
Humans are now tools that Computers use.

It's rather interesting to see the ways in which we have become indentured 1 to computers.

An indentured person has signed a contract for a particular fixed time in return for a fixed benefit. The contract can be sold to someone else and the indentured is obligated to work out the contract.

Gee, if that doesn't sound like a Smartphone Cellular Contract: where you agree to pay for an expensive device and agree to charges that are not ALL the charges as they pile in a few they forgot to mention or glossed over, and you are obligated to use their system with all of the add-on charges that they glossed over and you cannot exit before your time has expired.

So we willingly indenture ourselves not to a company but to a system of computers. We carry it because "we must". We pay for it because "we have to". We live years of our lives supporting a system of computers because "we have no choice".

In the days of Old Empires people lived their lives in support of Pharaohs and Emperors. Now we live our lives in support of massive computer systems.

Gee ain't that grand!

In every store, everything has a bar code 2 and all sorts of nice graphic 2D matrix codes and often RFID chips in their products. They can be in boxes and clothes and shoes, in cars and even in people. Some companies offer "free RFID chip inplant days". While not "mandatory" and often "illegal" in some locales, employees queue up ready to be branded so the computer can follow them easier. Stock clerks feed the computer information similar to feeding an infant. They scan tags and ids and even use images to show the computer what it cannot see for itself: that the items are not only placed according to their tracking location but that the products are "front facing" or "positioned" exactly how the computer indicated on the layout diagrams.

There will be no deviation!

In days gone by, in market squares people would exchange coins for goods. You can see this antique setup still working at swap meets and yard sales where passersby will pick up a discarded item and pay the seller for it. Other than robbery and the weight of the coins, one of the biggest drawbacks was that people had to know how to:
  • count
  • add
  • subtract
  • figure multiples
It's all really complex how we got to:
  • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
  • 1 + 1 = 2
  • 5 - 1 = 4
  • 2 * 4 = 8
but we managed and we were able to buy 1 chicken, 2 apples, 4 tomatoes and 8 potatoes for a very long time. 3

The tradesperson would figure out what each of the items was worth including the required taxes and levies and tell us what we owed. In many cases a handy dandy side of entertainment was included by "bargaining" 4 for a better exchange. If both parties agreed then the exchange took place.

Of course if you couldn't count or add, subtract or multiply fast enough things might not turn out as you expected. Depending on which way the scale tipped you either got a Great Deal or A Rip Off.5

After the Civil War the Cash Register was invented 6 and this allowed both the seller and buyer to watch the counting without having to worry that someone forgot to Carry the 1. The total appeared in the window and That Said John Was That.

Still there was a problem: You might know that you were owed $4.90 but if the buyer gave you $5.00 ... well What To Do Percy?

It seems that being able To Count3 is not the same skill as Making Change5 .

So cash registers became computer Point of Sale Systems 7 linking RFID codes to pricing, adding up the totals with all the taxes and levies and displaying the value of the goods. Once the buyer handed over their money the machine would tell the cashier how much to return to the customer.

Years ago I was dining at a small breakfast establishment that had a newly acquired POS (it's officially called Point of Sale but the software is often a Piece of S#@% and that name works too.). The customer ahead of us paid their bill and while the cashier struggled to deduct $11.25 from a $20.00 bill, the computer showed the exact amount owed to be returned to the customer: $8.75. I watched as the owner scolded the cashier for taking $8.75 from the till and forced her to re-count the entire cash transaction by verbally counting out the change from $11.25 to $20.00

The bill for your party is $11.25.

.75 cents makes $12.
$1 dollar makes $13.
$1 dollar makes $14.
$1 dollar makes $15.
$5 dollars makes $20.

Thank you.

The exchange took longer than it took to eat the pancakes (which were quite good by the way).

When I asked the owner why the cashier wasn't allowed to give the change indicated by the computer register, I expected it was because they didn't trust the computer (not a bad thing in truth), but I was surprised when the reason was: The cashier cannot count change properly.

Evidently the cashier didn't know what 3 quarters, 3 dollars, and a fiver looked like.

So now we have POS systems everywhere counting quarters and fivers and the number of steps the serving staff took to go from the kitchen to your table and how long you had to sit there hoping the food was going to arrive hot. The POS system tells the chiefs how many flapjacks you want and some clever systems can even weigh the garbage and calculate how much was wasted because while the flapjacks came hot, there wasn't any syrup on the table and it took 30 minutes to open the TimeLock on the storeroom door to find a new bottle of Not-Maple Syrup, all because the computer didn't tell them to replace the empty one.

Education no longer matters!

While marketing at the local super, I've watched the cashiers move away from even handling monies. Of course paper money is fiat money (it's just a piece of paper) and the coins used to be real metal but are now some amalgam recast from old dental fillings 8 9, but there was actually something physically in your hands and pockets. Now we all have plastic cards that we stuff into the maw of the massive Financial Computer System whenever we hope to make a purchase.

We HOPE we can make a purchase because we never really know what the Payment Computer System is going to agree to. There are numerous screens of numbers or requests that you have to pass through and while the systems crosscheck the POS, DEBIT, CREDIT, ATM, and ACH Financial Systems to verify your ability to exchange invisible fiat paper worth $4.90 for a loaf of bread. 7 10

While standing by helplessly but hopeful that the card won't burp up You Shall Not Pass, there is nothing anyone can do. The cashier cannot do anything because unless the computer agrees, you won't get your loaf of bread. The store manager cannot do anything because the computer didn't indicate it was OK.

We await upon the pleasure of the System.

Not that long ago, while waiting for the computer to process the people ahead of me in the line, I noticed an elderly woman. She had no groceries but she had a card in her hand. When she got to the point where the computer/cashier could process something, there was a quiet exchange between the woman and the cashier. Being too far away to hear the exchange I saw the cashier shaking her head no, the woman looking a bit frazzled and the cashier pointing a an ATM across the corridor. One of those ATMs that charge you double the amount you take out. The woman made her way to the ATM.

The impatient people waiting behind her, heaved big sighs of relief and quickly queued up their goods and shuffled their mortal coils through the Dance of The Debits; continuing along their Happy Track Day jabbering away on their smartphones, because of course, THAT was what one DOES when you are IMPORTANT!

Being more than a few people behind in the queue with my loaf of bread, I watched the woman attempt to use the ATM. She wasn't having any success. Soon a clerk come to help her. Together they shook their heads. The woman looked distraught. The kindly clerk took her to his checkout counter and pointed to the Payment System and I watch while the Dance continued. It wasn't going well at all.

At last being within earshot of the first cashier I inquired:

What is the woman trying to do? What's the problem?
She wants Cash Back from her account.
Is there an issue?
We cannot give Cash Back unless you buy something for more than $1.00.

Ohhh Ahhhh Hmmmmm
The Horns of a Dilemma
There was only ONE thing to do.

I reached into my Mad Money pocket and pulled out a REAL FIAT $20.00 bill. I told the cashier to give the $20.00 to the old lady so she can buy something, which will then qualify her to put her card into the Payment Computer System so she can get her Cash Back. The kindly clerk looked at the $20.00 and at me in complete puzzlement. I said,

Sell her a packet of gum for a buck so she can get her cash back.

Light Bulbs are now LEDs but there was Illumination.

Computers are not Humans. They don't care.
Most humans don't care either but Computers don't care about them anymore than they do the rest of us.

I play several computer MMORPG video games 11 with varying degree of success. Early games were tests of human - machine interface and used simple menus to accomplish "game stuff". Advanced games provide images that look like real world ones and some activities that mimic real world actions. There are lots of variations from basic, to neat, to wonderful all the way to creepy, weird, and totally yucky.

One of the most common secondary activities in these games is to use a scripting language to automate the game play.

So... lest this small sentence get lost in the flow:

They automate game play so Their Computer can play The Big Server In The Sky without human interaction.

It's a bit like the 1983 movie WarGames 12 where you get your computer to run a simulaton against another computer because the Big System In The Sky cannot tell the difference between a simulation and reality. It cannot tell a human from another computer.

Ok there's a bit of a fudge here because every game system eventually has to work out HOW to tell if a human is actually playing or are they just pretending to play. But for the most part automated scripts work extremely well and play the game much better than any human. It's the nature of the computer: it never blinks, breaths, takes a bio, or misses a scripted action. You just rollout the script and sit back and watch Netflix while your computer plays the game for you.

In one of my games we had a fishing derby. Fishing is a popular item in many games. The goal was to catch A LOT of fish. It ran for 48 hours (that's to allow world time zones to participate). Of course there are no real fish in the game. It's a fishing simulation. Sometimes you get a fish, sometimes you don't. The simulation is designed with just enough fish rewards to encourage you to sit and click the fishing icon - in this case for 48 hours.

At a mid-way check-in by the Event Team they hoped that everyone was Having Fun and Enjoying the Event. I said,

I don't know about any people having fun ...
but I'm sure the fishing scripts are having a blast.

There is a difference, albeit small, between
Assisting a human to play
and
Eliminating the human from play.

These types of MMORPG Games are not cheap to play. They have micro-transaction stores and subscriptions and many other means to separate you from your fiat money. It's not uncommon to pay $200-$600 or more to play just one MMORPG style game. The companies that produce the games make Billions and Billions through various purchase mechanisms.13

Scripting has become very sophisticated and nearly every move in any game can be scripted. Your computer no longer needs YOU to play the game. Scripting allows you to pay a lot of money just so your computer can have fun playing with other computers.

Leave the power on.
HAL will contact you when your funds run out.


References
  1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indentured_servitude
  2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barcode
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barcode#Matrix_(2D)_barcodes
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barcode#Example_images
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio-frequency_identification
  3. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counting
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prehistoric_numerals
  4. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bargaining
  5. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Change-making_problem
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coin_problem
  6. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cash_register
  7. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Point_of_sale
  8. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_money
  9. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coinage_metals
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quarter_(United_States_coin)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cupronickel
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amalgam_(dentistry)
  10. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debit_card
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Credit_card
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATM_card
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ACH_Network
  11. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massively_multiplayer_online_role-playing_game
  12. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WarGames
  13. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highest-grossing_video_game_franchises_of_all_time

Click to Fish
Click to Fish


Friday, September 28, 2018

It's Time



It's Time


The time has come the people said
For us to change some things,

Like electing a president
Who won't act like a king,

Who will tell the truth, and
Treat lying like a sin,

Who has respect for everyone
Regardless of their skin,

Who can praise equality
And the rule of law, while

Planning for the common good
And create security for all.


Marion
September 2018



Sunday, September 16, 2018

Natchez Trace

Friends of my son are planning a vacation trip to Tennessee in the next several weeks, and I asked if they were going to drive the Trace.  They had never heard of it.  Its an historic corridor of 444 miles, (710km), from Natchez Mississippi to Nashville Tennessee.  It links the Cumberland, Tennessee, and Mississippi rivers.  Its known as the Natchez Trace Parkway and Bridge.

Its an old forest trail that follows a geologic ridge line that prehistoric animals used as they grazed the dry ground going north to the salt licks of Tennessee.  Foraging bison, deer and other large animals created paths that native Americans used.  Indians blazed the trail still further and it became a well established path.

Meriwether Lewis, of the Lewis and Clark Expedition, met his death while traveling on the Trace.  In October, 1809, he stopped for overnight shelter.  He had been distraught over many issues, possibly caused by his use of opium, and its believed he committed suicide with a gun.  There is some question as to whether it was suicide.  His mother believed he had been murdered, and rumors circulated about possible killers, but Thomas Jefferson and William Clark accepted the report of suicide.  He was buried near an inn along the Trace. 

A monument honoring Lewis' life was erected in 1858.  On the bicentennial of Lewis' death,(2009), the first National  public memorial service honoring Lewis was held as the last event of the Lewis and Clark Expedition.  Today, the 444 mile Trace is enjoyed as a scenic drive, for camping, biking, hiking or horseback riding.  The path is commemorated by the Natchez Trace Parkway and Bridge.  Their web site gives information about the history and the current facilities available for visitors and vacationers.  Maps and current weather reports are also available. 

   

Saturday, September 08, 2018

Traveling Tales by KimB

MrsB's post on My song of the week: Give Me Forty Acres reminded me of another song.

Traveling tales of misadventure are a common theme in traditional music. It seems that one writer is always trying to one-up another. One of my favorites is an Australian song: 5 Miles From Gundagai 1.

While crossing The Outback,2 not only does the driver have problems with his team of oxen;3 his dog doesn't help the situation much.4

Like all good songs there are lots of variations.


5 Miles From Gundagai
also known as 9 Miles From Gundagai

I'm used to punchin' bullock teams across the hills and plains.
I've teamed outback for forty years through bleedin' hail and rain.
I've lived a lot of troubles down, without a bloomin' lie,
But I can't forget what happened just five miles from Gundagai.

'Twas getting dark, the team got bored, the axle snapped in two.
I lost me matches and me pipe, so what was I to do?
The rain it was coming on, and hungry too was I,
And me dog shat in me tucker-box five miles from Gundagai.

Some blokes I know have stacks of luck, no matter where they fall,
But there was I, Lord love a duck, no bloody luck at all.
I couldn't heat a pot of tea or keep me trousers dry,
And me dog shat in me tucker-box five miles from Gundagai.

Now, I can forgive the bleedin' team, I can forgive the rain.
I can forgive the damp and cold and go through it again.
I can forgive the rotten luck, but 'ang me till I die,
I can't forgive that bloody dog, five miles from Gundagai.


  1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gundagai
  2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outback
  3. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ox-wagon
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullocky
  4. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_on_the_Tuckerbox


Maxwelton wool transported by Bullock Team pre 1908 Maxwelton Queensland Australia
Maxwelton wool transported by Bullock Team pre 1908
Maxwelton Queensland Australia


Tuesday, September 04, 2018

How I Spent Labor Day

Back in my childhood days the first Monday in September was the beginning of the school year. Labor Day as a holiday didn't have much meaning other than getting ready for school. No more going barefoot and playing outdoors all day. The days of going to the swimming pool every morning until lunch and back again in the afternoon were gone until the next summer.

My brothers and sisters, and I had new school clothes and shoes; and dressing that morning was always chaotic. After we passed inspection, Mom drove the smaller ones to their school, but we older ones had to walk to our school buildings in another part of town. On the way we joined neighbor children going our way and chatted enthusiastically about the classes of our higher grade.

We looked forward to finding out who our new teachers were going to be, looking over the books being issued to us, and jostling for seats near our best friends. It was only a half day session, but when it was over, we were expected to be in the right class room, at the right time, with the right teacher the next morning.

It rained all day this Labor Day. I slept until 9:30am. Ate a light breakfast while watching TV. I checked the progress of my various knitting projects and decided I'd better get back to working on the afghan with the Saxon Braid motif. I had put it aside while I waited for the yarn I needed to come in the mail. These days when you run out of yarn, all you have to do is put in an order online and it's mailed to you. I had the yarn now but I was not in a hurry to start knitting. Counting the stitches in one row of the afghan is a lot of work.

So I watched TV and planned my origami crane tree.1 I have been folding cranes and plan to make bonsai trees with them. I make tiny cranes and a few slightly larger ones in all colors. I like folding ninja stars, etc. but nothing really complex.

Today though, I spent the afternoon watching and learning how origami is used in the fields of physics and engineering. Until recently the folding a single sheet of paper with out cuts or tears into a particular shape has been rather simple with only 10 to possibly 30 steps. Now scientists are discovering that using math to make the folds they can involve tens, hundreds, and thousands of folds to achieve a goal.

NASA engineers are experimenting with origami to find ways of sending needed instruments into space. While touring various web sites, I came across one showing how to fold a Herringbone Tessellation.2 Now I'm trying to make one. It looks easy watching someone in a tutorial but doing it is not so easy. I'll send reports on how I make out.

All in all, its been a nice Labor Day.

  1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origami
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origami_crane
  2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herringbone_pattern
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tessellation

Saturday, August 25, 2018

My song of the week

I, my son and a friend turned our conversation to recalling names of old-time country songs that we liked.  I mentioned the one about the Johnson Boys that ate peas with honey, they have done it all their life.  It makes the peas taste kind of funny, but it keeps them on the knife.  Several songs were mentioned, but my son mentioned one that I had not heard before, now its my song 'pick' for the week.

Give Me Forty Acres
 
It was his first trip to Boston in a big long diesel truck
It was his first trip to Boston , he was havin' lots of luck
But he was headed the wrong direction
down the one way street in town
And this is what he said when the
Police chased him down
Give me forty acres and I'll turn this rig around,
It's the easiest way
that I have found
Some guys can turn on a dime
 or turn it right downtown
But I need forty acres to turn this rig around
When he finally found where to unload
he had a dreadful shock
His trailer pointed toward the road
and his cab right to the dock
And as he looked around him through
The tears, he made this sound
Oh, give me forty acres and I'll turn this rig around
And when he finally got it unloaded
He was glad to leave this town
He was feelin' fairly happy goin' back to Alabam
And up ahead he saw a sign you are northward bound
He said give me forty acres and I'll turn this rig around
He was driving down the right lane
When ahead he saw a sign
He had to make a left turn, but he couldn't get in line
Now the tears were streaming down his cheeks
And the all heard him YELL
Give me forty sticks of dynamite and I'll blow this rig to hell 
 


Wednesday, August 22, 2018

The Recipe Box: Not Really Thai Iced Tea

Not Really Thai Iced Tea
From the recipe box of KimB

I love exotic food ... well mostly sort of ... as long as it isn't too exotic, just bordering on being minorly exotic, then I'll go for it.

One of the greatest changes in our society is the availability of food that goes beyond the Mid-West Blue Plate Special: Meat and Potatoes. One of the items that qualifies on my list is Thai Iced Tea1.

I am not sure when I first enjoyed Thai Iced Tea. It might have been when some Thai friends at work took a pool of us non-Thais to a first class Thai restaurant in Berkeley California. They did the ordering. We were repeatedly told DO NOT ASK FOR CHOP STICKS!
To avoid
A) embarrassing our hosts and
B) getting tossed out of the restaurant by the Thai Chef.
The food was fabulous and there were many oohs and ahhs around the table. My Thai friends ordered carefully and had many instructions for the staff (in Thai of course) about the amount of heat in each dish. It was so artfully done that none of us non-Thais realized we breathing dragon fire by the end of the meal. 2


Thai Iced Tea
Thai Iced Tea
 So, somewhere I learned about Thai Iced Tea and ordered it whenever I saw it on the menu. It has a wonderful taste. It is super sweet and topped with cream or sweetened condense milk. It has this wonderful orangey color to it. It is also the non-Thai's fire extinguisher extraordinaire.

So I have tried to learn how to make it. I confess to being super obtuse and totally missing the recipes as told to me by various sources because I just could not believe the ingredients list.

Until recently I'd given up on actually accomplishing the feat of replicating this wonderful drink. That is, until the weather and the fires in California have turned the California Central Valley into an enormous furnace. Central California is known for hot weather - we make raisins here: those shriveled up grapes are shriveled by our heat. The adjunct of the fires all around us, the smoke clogging the air for weeks and weeks and our supersized sizzling summer heat made me delve once more into attempts to make this refreshing, cooling beverage.

So the first thing to know is: the orange color is just food color. It's there so restaurant staff can tell the Iced Tea from the Iced Coffee. Yes, I know. Disappointing ... but there it is. Years of disbelief broken by the acceptance: Orange isn't the New Tea.

Now we have that out of the way the next bump is: the ingredients list. It's small. It's so small I fully believed there was some hidden ingredient left out. There isn't. It's all there. Minus the orange food coloring of course. 3

Not Really Thai Iced Tea

5 cups of very hot or boiling water
6 black tea bags (1 for each cup and 1 for the pot)
2-4 Star Anise pods 4
2-4 Cardamom pods (omit if the tea is already cardamom flavored)
1/4 - 1/3 cup Sugar (or more, adjust to taste)

Ice (lots of it)
Creams: half and half, condensed sweetened, coconut milk

The Ingredients

Tea Types
You can buy cardamom flavored tea. I had quite a bit of this that I drank as regular flavored tea. Some black with cardamom teas also have saffron in them. You can use just plain black tea or branch out into the land of earl grey.
Flavorings

Dried Star Anise Seeds
Dried Star Anise Seeds

The key ingredient is Star Anise. I am not a fan of licorice flavor but Star Anise is what makes the resulting brew fantastic.

If you buy tea flavored with cardamom you can omit the extra cardamom pods.
Sweetening the Deal
The resulting tea is meant to be served over a lot of ice and with topping of cream. If you don't have enough sweetener in the brew the tea will taste weak and uninteresting. The sugar and cream help the tea remain flavorful and not get watered down.

It isn't like American Iced Tea which is brown weak flavored cold water. This is tea with a punch to it that lasts.

Preparation

Put the tea, the star anise, the cardamom and the sugar in the hot water and let it steep for 15-30 minutes. I put a lid on the pot while steeping.

You can make this sun-tea style by dumping everything into a glass jar and setting it in a sunny spot letting it sit for a long time.

The longer it sits the stronger the flavor. It will get very dark in color. Taste test for sweetness: more is better than less.

When the brew has steeped enough or the water has cooled, strain out the tea bags and star anise and put the brew in a pitcher and set in the fridge until it is cold.

The brewed tea will keep for a week in the fridge.

Serving it Up

Use a medium glass filled with ice cubes. Pouring the cold tea over the ice cubes, fill the glass about 1/4 full with the tea.

Top the tea with a splash of cream. The cream will swirl into the tea and mix as you swirl the glass in your hand.

Adjust as needed: more ice, more cream, top it up and sip it all day.
Layered Cream:
for that Professional Look

To layer the cream over the tea, use an upside down tablespoon with the round part upwards and the end of the spoon touching the glass. SLOWLY pour the cream over the back of the spoon so that it slides down the spoon tip into the glass. Pouring too fast will have the cream cascade into the tea.

References
  1. Thai tea
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thai_tea
  2. We found out later on an un-chaperoned visit to the same restaurant. We ordered just a few of the same dishes. We needed major fire extinguishers and abandoned most of our meal. We resolved not to return unattended by our Thai friends. They, however, enjoyed a huge laugh about our adventure.
  3. Feel free to add your own food coloring if you desire. Orange is a mix of red and yellow. If you must have that Orange Tint, try to use food colorings that are organically made.
    •Yellow-orange consists of two parts yellow and one part red .
    •Red-orange consists of two parts red and one part yellow.
  4. Star Anise
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illicium_verum


Thai Tea for A Hot Day
Thai Tea for A Hot Day

Saturday, August 18, 2018

Enceladus

I was watching a TV science program about Saturn this morning and heard the name, Enceladus, which is the name of Saturn's sixth largest moon.  I was unfamiliar with the name, so I researched the name on the internet and discovered the was the name of a mythological giant.  The name, Enceladus, was also given to a ship commissioned by the U S Navy during WII. 

The USS Enceladus (AK-80) was a cargo ship that operated in the Pacific Ocean, manned by the U S Coast Guard.  The crew received three medals; American Campaign Medal, Asiatic-Pacific Campaign Medal and the WII Victory medal.

In Greek mythology, Enceladus was a giant monster that was thought to be vanquished and buried beneath Mt Aetna, but still causing quakes and eruptions.  The following few lines are from Virgil's Aeneid.

Enceladus, his body lightning-scarred
lies prisoned under all, so runs this tale.
O'er him gigantic Aetna's breath in fire
from crack and seam; and if he haply turn
       to change his wearied side, trembles and moans
 and thick fumes mantle heaven


Wednesday, August 08, 2018

Atomic Bombs

On August 6th, 1945, my husband and I were spending a few days visiting uncle Joe and aunt Essie in Stamford, Connecticut when we heard over the radio that the  U S Air Force had dropped an atomic bomb on Japan.  The news report told of the immense destruction from this bomb on a city called Hiroshima.  The news was so extraordinary that we gathered around the radio and waited for more news.  None of us knew what an atomic bomb was or what made it so destructive that a whole city could be destroyed. The information from the newspapers was just as bewildering.  We could hardly imagine such an explosion.  We stared at the photos in the newspaper trying to unlock the secret about  this terrible bomb. 

None of us had had any knowledge about atoms and all we could do was ask each other if they knew something about them, and if so, explain it to the rest of us.  Then, to reinforce the import of such a bomb, another was dropped over a town called, Nagasaki.  The town names were just as foreign to us as the bomb itself.  It wasn't long after the news about the 2nd bombing that we heard Japan had surrendered.

Over the years we have learned more than we really want to know about the whys and wherefores of atomic bombs.  I think people have forgotten the terrible results that weapon like this can cause.  These terrible bombs are talked about as if they were just another weapon of war to be used like drones.   News agencies have stopped mentioning the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki on their anniversaries.  It might be a good idea if people would check out Wikipedia and read about the bombing of those cities and take a minute to look at the photos of the destruction and those of the victims. 

Saturday, August 04, 2018

The Far Horizon

[Editor's Post]

Summertime and the livin' is easy... 1

Richard's post about visiting the San Jose Summer Jazz Festival is sure to strike up a some happy tunes and remind us why Summer is HOT!
Theater: San Jose Jazz Summer Festival by Richard
[Editor's note: This story was written by Richard]
Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Our previous spotlighted item can be devoured here:
“In The Devil's Garden” Review and Commentary by D. Vour Part 1 of 4
[Editor's note: This story was written by DVour]
Friday, March 17, 2017

References
  1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summertime_(George_Gershwin_song)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Gershwin
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porgy_and_Bess

Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Construction of Leadenhall Building in London

The other evening I watched a documentary about skyscrapers on PBS television. I like documentaries, but this is the first time I watched one about erecting a skyscraper. Of course I've seen films on Pyramids and the interesting ways they were built, but I never imagined one on building a skyscraper could be so fascinating.

The Leadenhall Building1 is a skyscraper in the middle of London. Approval for the location was granted by the planning offices of the City of London Corporation. Views of St Paul's Cathedral2 are protected. Even during WW II, Churchill gave fire fighters orders to save St Paul's before other structures for fear its loss would affect the moral of the English people. Peter Rees of the planning commission said he could imagine his wife using the design to grate parmesan, and the nick name stuck. Its known as the Cheesegrater.

The beginning of the film shows giant trucks delivering steel girders for the buildings frame. The work was being done at night to avoid daytime traffic. Both the trucks and the steel girders were so big and long, the word 'giant' really doesn't fit. Designed by Richard Rogers 3, its 48 floors and features a tapered glass façade on one side which reveals steel bracings with a ladder frame emphasizing the vertical appearance. An unusual steel megaframe provides stability to the entire structure without the use of concrete.

It's the world's tallest building of its kind. The flat side of the building is also encased in glass and houses the mechanical services, especially the elevator shafts. There are 26 passenger lifts with the elevator machinery painted in bright orange showing the counterweights and elevator motors.

Because the building was so closes to other structures, there was only a 10 foot working space around the perimeter of the building. Watching how the crane maneuvered the huge finished floors into place as the building grew tall, and how the encasing glass was installed during bad weather were problems that had to be solved on site. The crane operator never had a view of where he was moving things. He had to follow verbal instructions from workers far below his seat in the crane.

I have great admiration for the people who can design and actually do the work to create a building like the Leadenhall. There is no central core. There is a 100 foot high atrium with lawns, seating, trees, shops and an events space. I'm in awe of the workers who know how to do the actual labor in building a skyscraper. Not just the labor but the MATH too!!!!

References
  1. The Leadenhall Building: The Cheesegrater
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/122_Leadenhall_Street
  2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Paul%27s_Cathedral
  3. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Rogers
  4. 30 St Mary Axe: The Gherkin
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/30_St_Mary_Axe
    The Church of Saint Mary (at the sign of the) Axe (Simmery Axe)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_St_Mary_Axe


Cheesegrater and Gherkin
Cheesegrater and Gherkin
The Leadenhall Building
30 St Mary Axe4


Friday, June 29, 2018

Double Cross, a book report

Double Cross
Double Cross
Ben Macintyre
Double Cross 1 is the title of a book by Ben Macintyre2. It's the true stories of five D-day spies that lived on the thin line between fidelity and treachery, truth and falsehood with the strange impulsion to spy.

Organized into military units, they included a bisexual Peruvian play-girl, a Polish fighter pilot, a mercurial French woman, a Serbian seducer and an eccentric Spaniard with a diploma in chicken farming. One had an obsession with a pet dog that nearly derailed the entire D-day invasion, two were of dubious character, one was a triple, possibly a quadruple agent, and one suffered torture, imprisonment and death. All were courageous, treacherous, capricious, greedy and inspired. The book tells stories about each of them, and how they interacted to help achieve the great deception of D-day.

For this report, I've selected one of them: Juan Pujol Garcia3.

Juan Pujol Garcia, was a Spaniard that had once been a cinema proprietor, business man and soldier. He had a diploma from the Royal Poultry School and ran a chicken farm outside Barcelona. He had no talent for figures and the farm failed. When WWII broke out he decided to spy for the British. He said, "I wanted to do something practical that would do something toward the good of humanity". He believed Hitler was a psychopath and that he "must support the Allies by supplying information that might be of interest to the Allied cause politically or militarily". He had no idea where or how to get such information. In his memoirs written many years later, he admitted to being fairly confused.

In January, 1941, this 29 year old Catalan approached the British embassy in Madrid with an offer to spy. The British politely, but firmly told him to go away. The British didn't want anybody in their club that wanted to join. Pujol then went to the Germans, pretending to be a keen fascist willing to spy against the British. The Germans also told him they were busy and to go away. This Catalan continued badgering the Germans while at the same time schooling himself in National Socialism in order to appear a staunch Nazi. Finally, the Germans, as a way to get rid of him, said that if he could get to Britain by the way of Lisbon, he would be considered for intelligence work. From that point on, he wormed his way into German confidences, specifically, Major Karl-Erich Kuhlenthal4 at the abwehr5 station in Madrid. Pujol was given secret ink, cash and a code name, Alaric Arabel6.

On his arrival in Lisbon, he once more contacted the British, and was again rejected. At this point Pujol was stumped. He realized that the Germans would be expecting news and he had to tell them something. On July 19, 1941 he sent a telegram to Kuhlenthal announcing his safe arrival in Britain, but he was not in Britain, but still in Portugal. Having been denied the opportunity to gather real intelligence, he decided to invent it.

Using Lisbon's public library, second had book shops, items from newsreels, names and addresses of real munitions companies, the Blue Guide to England7 for place names, and using the Portuguese publication The British Fleet as a primer about naval affairs, Pujol, never having been in Britain, sent imaginary reports to Germany. The reports were verbose details about things he imagined that he would see if he had actually been there. The messages were exhaustingly long, a jumble of clauses and sub-clauses with too many adjectives that were not always grammatically correct. He later explained that it was a way of filling a page without saying much.

He liked to play with words, but he never got the hang of British military nomenclature or the British culture. He described Scotland's drinking habits like those in Spain, saying, "the men here would do almost anything for a liter of wine". His German controllers failed to spot his errors but praised him especially when he claimed to have recruited two sub-agents in Britain. Of course these were fictional agents, since he remained in Lisbon. For 9 months he worked at inventing what he thought his spymasters wanted to hear.

In the winter of 1941, the decoding team at Bletchley Park made an alarming discovery of a German spy by the name of Arabel with 2 sub-agents that Berlin was highly pleased with. The BIB section of MI5 began studying the messages of Arabel which were strange and hilarious as well as misleading and wrong. One message told how the total diplomatic corps in London decamped to Brighton to avoid the hot days of summer. Another message described naval maneuvers on Lake Windermere, a landlocked lake, testing an American amphibious tank that had yet to be invented. Another report gave details of an unreal army regiment attempting to intercept a convoy sailing from Malta that did not exist. The Germans were extremely pleased and sent praises. Pujol, or Arabel as the Germans called him, send monthly records of expenses to Berlin.

During all these months in Lisbon, Pujol kept contacting the British in Lisbon and was always rejected. Finally, his wife Aracelli went to the American Naval Attaché in Lisbon, who contacted his opposite number at the British Embassy, who in turn got around to telling someone in London. When MI6 realized that it was Juan Pujol Garcia, they still didn't want him, but MI5 prevailed and added him to the Double Cross D-day8 team.

On April 24, 1942 Juan Pujol Garcia was smuggled out of Lisbon on a steamer to Gibraltar, then by military aircraft to Plymouth. He was given the code name, Garbo6 and given a case officer, Tomas Harris9 who was 34 years old, an artist with an imagination as vivid as Pujol's. They spoke the same language and together using artistry and imagination they spun an unsurpassed web of deception in a staggering network of 24 subagents10, of only one being real, Pujol himself.

The network included a new lover, an American sergeant, a Greek deserter, a commercial traveler, and a group of Welshmen committed to toppling the British government by assassination, led by a poet. 3 of them were subagents and one had a sister in the Wrens of the Naval Service. None of these characters actually existed. The Harris and Pujol network grew more elaborate. Fictitious spies were added to the roster while one was killed off and his widow took his place.

Secret ink messages were slow so the Germans provided a wireless link which MI5 Controlled. Pujol told the Germans a Gibraltarian waiter had a friend who would use his wireless on Pujol's behalf, but in reality, a member of MI5, a former Lloyds of London bank clerk was the operator. It was arranged that secret ink and wireless messages with enough truth in the reports to keep the Germans believing in Pujol were either sent a few hours late or a day late while continuing to send the long voluminous reports as usual.

Everyone was happy. MI5 was happy. Germans were happy. Berlin was happy. Everyone except Aracelli, Pujol's wife.

She was lonely, homesick and fractious. Every night there was yelling and broken dishes. She had been banned from association with the Spanish speaking community in London for fear she might let something slip. She had no friends and seldom left the house. She was expected to cook and clean and care for their son. Her husband got up at dawn and worked late. When he did come home he was irritable and exhausted. She first asked, then pleaded, and finally demanded that she be allowed to return to Spain. She threatened to leave but had no place to go.

Finally, on June 21, 942 she snapped. She phoned Harris threatening to destroy the entire network by revealing activities.

"I'm telling you for the last time, that if at this time tomorrow you haven't got my papers ready for me to leave the country immediately, I will have the satisfaction of spoiling everything. I don't want to live another 5 minutes longer with my husband. I don't want another day in England!"

Harris knew she had to be stopped. Even Churchill was told of the problem. They contemplated on locking her up, but Pujol, himself came up with a dramatic solution to subduing his wife. A special branch officer told Aracelli that Pujol was under arrest. He had come for Pujol's toothbrush and pajamas. Aracelli believed that she had caused the arrest and broke down in tears. She pleaded with the officer and said she was to blame; that Pujol was loyal to the country and would willing die for our cause. The officer explained that Pujol had tried to quit the DoubleCross team because she had threatened to give the deception away. Later that day she was found in kitchen filled with gas fumes. Again she promised never to interfere with Pujol's work again, Under the belief that she had caused the arrest, she promised not to misbehave or ask to return to Spain.

The network deception continued with great success. The Germans were so delighted with their spies work that even while the invasion of Normandy was happening11, Hitler awarded Arabel, (Pujol) the Iron Cross.12

The book goes on to tell how each of the Double Cross D-day spies made their contribution to the deceptions for the invasion and about their lives after the war.


GARBO-ARABEL Faked Spy Network
GARBO-ARABEL Faked Spy Network


References

  1. a) Double Cross: The True Story of the D-Day Spies. London: Bloomsbury Publishing, 2012. ISBN 978-1-4088-1990-6.
    b) https://www.amazon.com/Double-Cross-Ben-Macintyre/dp/1408819902/ref=sr_1_1/130-9422389-9626450
  2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Macintyre
  3. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Pujol_Garc%C3%ADa
  4. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl-Erich_K%C3%BChlenthal
  5. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abwehr
  6. Juan Pujol García MBE (14 February 1912 – 10 October 1988)
    • British codenames: GARBO, BOVRIL
    • German codename: Alaric Arabel
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Pujol_Garc%C3%ADa
  7. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Guides
  8. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-Cross_System
  9. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom%C3%A1s_Harris
  10. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Pujol_Garc%C3%ADa#Pujol's_network_of_fictitious_agents
  11. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Fortitude
    1. As Alaric Arabel on 29 July 1944, Pujol was awarded the Iron Cross Second Class for his services to the German war effort. The award required Hitler's personal authorization. The Iron Cross was presented via radio, and he received the physical medal from one of his German handlers after the war had ended.
    2. As GARBO, Pujol received an MBE from King George VI, on 25 November 1944.
    3. Pujol earned the distinction of being one of the few to receive decorations from both sides during World War II.
    a) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Pujol_Garc%C3%ADa#Honours
    b) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Member_of_the_Order_of_the_British_Empire


Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Can a Robot be a Person? by KimB

[Editor's Post]

Can a robot be a person? will be a very interesting decision and one not too far distant. It will define a lot of legal and societal issues for a good while. Maybe not forever but for at least a decade or more. There's a lot of money riding on the outcomes and variations and not all bets are going the same direction.

The term ROBOT comes from the Czech word, ROBOTA1 meaning FORCED LABOR and was invented by painter, writer, poet Josef ÄŒapek2 circa 1920. The word was first used by his brother Karel ÄŒapek3, a noted playwright, dramatist, and photographer, in his 1920 play R.U.R4. The word ROBOT stuck and now we have lots and lots of robots with many derivations like bot, cyborg, android, replicant, droid and drone for a few.

Josef Čapek was arrested by the Gestapo in 1939 and sent to the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp, where he died circa 1945. His brother Karel Čapek died of pneumonia in December 1938 but the Gestapo, in an uncharacteristic loss of HUMINT, did not realize he was already dead when they went to arrest him, so they arrested his actress wife, Olga Scheinpflugová5, and interrogated her in his place.

It is not without some irony that the fate of the creators of the word ROBOT suffered such a backlash; highlighting the danger of the very things they tried to foreshadow in their play.

For what else is a ROBOT but a slave?

A machine is a mechanical device designed to perform some action6. We often think, only mechanical devices can be machines but there are software machines too. The distinction between them may be moot but the issues are not. There have been plenty of reactions to what they do and how they do it: fear, joy, loathing, envy, desire, control, power.

Hand Axe
Hand Axe
Machines have been around for a long time, since at least 3.3 Million Years, when Hand Axes7 where the machines of choice by Paleolithic peoples. The Antikythera Mechanism8 is a wonderful clockwork like device made from bronze gears. It dates from 150-100 BC. Automata are self-operating machine designed to automatically follow a predetermined sequence of operations, like animated Jacquemart bellstrikers9 in clock towers or cuckoo clocks10, which have been around since 1 AD.

Machines have changed a lot in 3.3 million years and humans have a long-term relationship with them. The latest generation of machines are different and their use will impact a great deal of society and the world.

Antikythera Mechanism
Antikythera
Mechanism
There is something different about today's machines. Older machines, like old cars, used purely mechanical processes: cables, pullies, levers and a few rudimentary sensors, like a thermostat. Newer machines may still have mechanical parts but they are no longer directly under human control. It isn't that we don't already have automated manufacturing where industrial robots wiz parts along an assembly line or processing plants that are "dark" with no lighting, because there are no humans working inside, humans only drop off raw materials into intake hoppers and return to pick up bags of processed goods at the output dock, it is that the machines will do things on their own without any need of a human.

The hand axe will be doing it's own thing.

And this is were things get interesting because if there are no humans at all in the process, no humans to dump in the materials, no humans to start or stop the assembly line, no humans to pick up the finished goods, then we move into an interesting paradox.

One of the more prominent examples are self-driving cars. We've had human driven vehicles for eons, where charioteers, carriages, stage coaches, chauffeurs, taxis', buses and drivers took people to their destinations. The passenger just sat there but another human did the driving. Now we will have no human in control. There wont be a steering wheel, or brake or accelerator. You will get in and be whisked to your destination solely by voice or hand commands.

Sounds grand!

But if you've made it this far in my posts you'll know - it isn't all that grand. In fact it's not good, not good at all. It belongs right there with the I(DI)OT devices and Alexa/Siri/Google surveillance devices: in the dustbin.

But the focus for this post is: Can a Robot be a Person?

Why?

Because it matters and it matters a lot. A robot cannot be a HUMAN but can it be a PERSON? A lot hinges on the outcome.

So consider:

You are in your self-driving car, reclining on the faux-leather seats, watching the newest streamed costume drama, maybe having a snack out of the hot-cold food caddy and a fresh cuppa dispensed from the latest in micro-thimble beverage brewers while occasionally peeking at the view through the tinted black windows.

And
  • Your car strikes a pedestrian
  • Your car runs into another car
  • Your car stops and you get rear ended
  • Your car speeds up exceeding the speed limit
  • Your car kills you when it slams into a barrier

These cases are right from recent news but they have been "considered" for a long time by those who work on setting up "Safe. Reliable. Repeatable." instructions for machines. And so far the answers are Not Good. It's not that the people doing the thinking and programming are incompetent ... well maybe some are ... but the modern world of computer technology and development is not suited to find answers where there are No Good Answers. Someone wants to make a quick buck and your life is of no consequence in their calculations about how much money they are going to make.
If the car is not under human control
  • directly   (like stepping on the brake)
  • indirectly  (like telling the driver what to do)
then
  • Who is at fault?

We DO like to ascribe faults and someone is gonna go down for running over the person on the bicycle.

So we have a number of possibilities:
  • The car manufacturer
  • The software manufacturer
  • The brake component manufacturer
  • The sensor device manufacturer
  • The sensor software application creator
  • The dealership
  • The insurance company
  • The International standards boards
  • The Federal standards boards
  • The State standards boards
  • The occupant
  • The victim

The list is much longer but you get the idea.

Our old rules, some of which work and some that don't, prescribed actions, penalties, punishment and compensation for most everything but this wont be enough any more.

Why?

Because you are no longer In Control of the machine. Therefore you cannot be responsible for what the machine does because the machine is doing its own thing with or without you. Well ... you MIGHT be responsible even so ... that's one of the Big Questions.

"Can a robot be a person?" is important is because in the USA we have an existing Supreme Court decision that allows Corporations to be People. It's called Citizen's United11.

Corporations are tax entities where people pool their monies to create a business and opt for a specific type of taxation. When corporations are created everyone agrees to this treatment. It isn't a surprise. It's not an OMG moment. It's a specific selection with forms and fees and IRS approval that money from the corporation will be taxed differently than the taxes assigned to individuals.

If a corporation, a purely tax created entity can obtain the rights of a person, what about a robot?

When such a case rises high enough through the legal realms the outcome will be

V E R Y  I N T E R E S T I N G

If a robot is held to have personhood, like a corporation, then clearly the robot is at fault. No one else needs to worry about anything. The robot might be sentenced to be dismantled or as in the case of C-3PO, get a memory flush.

Isaac Asimov12 explored some of the consequences of advanced robots in a series of 5 science fiction novels and 38 science fiction short stories. Asimov defined Three Laws for his robots:

  1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

Nice! Lets use those!

Unfortunately, this doesn't include corporations or greed or malware or poorware or crapware or any other defect as having any influence in the robot's actions. It presumes all software is without flaws: intentional or otherwise. Asimov redefined, eliminated and explored numerous variations in his many stories.

Trying to limit the unlimited is pretty tough, even for a robot.

We have something called AI/MI being touted as the brains of these systems. AI is a complicated field but there is No Intelligence13 to be found in most applications. Instead there are series upon series upon series of defined rules that can be augmented or manipulated but are not anywhere near "intelligence". These systems can calculate things faster than humans and can determine microscopic differences between items but they are not "intelligent". They only appear to be that way; the same way that automated clock tower Jacquemart bellstrikers appeared to be intelligent to people in the medieval period.

Jacquemart Bellstrikers
Jacquemart Bellstrikers

Some interesting implications of automated systems have been explored by Sci Fi authors, in movies and on TV where plot lines in which computer simulations achieve true self-awareness and are then granted Personhood and Rights. The robot Data14, had to undergo a trial to determine whether he was a person or a machine. While these are made up stories, the physical fact that more and more machines will be making more decisions about us is going to be a reality.

We come toward this problem with some serious issues and not a lot of context.

A pilot was killed when their small plane crashed. According to the report, the pilot had set the Automatic Flight Control System (AFCS) to fly at a specific altitude, a system similar to setting cruise control15 in a car. When the pilot attempted to change the altitude of the plane to rise higher, the automatic system did not disengage. The pilot and computer fought for control of the plane. The more the pilot attempted to change the pitch of the plane to go up, the more the computer forced the plane down.

  • The investigators did not blame the software for failing to disengage.
  • They blamed the pilot.
  • They blamed the pilot because the human did not turn a knob on the console that would have manually disengaged the computer.16

So, imagine you are driving down the highway on cruise control and you step on the brake to slow down but your cruise control does not disengage.17 While careening into a barrier would anyone have the presence of mind to flip that little switch on the wheel?

Now you are in a robot driven car. There is no steering wheel, there are no brake pedals. You have loads of room to do more work while the computer drives you to your work site. Suddenly (it's always sudden otherwise you would do something different) the car accelerates into a fire truck or a barrier or a person on a bicycle.

If we blame a pilot for not turning a knob in the moments before crashing, what will be the outcome for a program that malfunctions? Cruise control15 systems have been around since 1900. Modern car versions from 1948. This same cruise control, which was mechanical, is now electronic. The disengagement is now dependent on the software in the controller recognizing your foot on the brake. Are these software systems going to gain Person status because they perform important life depending functions? If they do not, then the occupant will be blamed just like the pilot.

One of the modern ironies of automated robotics coming to your home, life, workplace and future is that many of these are designed to be helpful but are also designed to operate without humans.

Automated email message composition:18
The latest enhancement to e-mail. It reads your inbox and auto-composes messages and replies. It then auto-sends them on your behalf. Freeing you from ever reading your e-mail again or knowing the content of the message or knowing what kind of commitments the computer made on your behalf.

Automated car-parking:19
Your car drops you off at the valet-drop off area at the mall. It circles the mall parking lot looking for a place to park while you are shopping. On busy days, the car will circle and circle and circle attempting to beat all the other automated cars hunting for an empty slot. The car happily uses up your fuel and battery charge for you. Once it finds a spot it will park and wait. And wait. And wait. Because the fuel/battery level is now too low for the car to function or respond to the recall command when you exit the mall. Did you expect your robot car to come get you when you had arm loads of mall-junk? You will have the fun of trying to figure out where you car is hiding. Unless, of course, you have your handy personal surveillance device turned on to: Track My Parked Car showing your car is parked 5 miles away. You'll have to carry your own mall-junk.

Automated Chauffer:
Give the car a destination. Tell the car: GO THERE. The car will navigate the roads, streets, highways to GO THERE all by itself. You can take family to Disneyland and send the car home again in time for your partner's morning commute. Of course the car must refuel and recharge on the way. It will hoover into a recharging slot. Flash the headlights 10 times at the automated recharging pylon which sends a roving helper-bot to plug in the cable. Once recharged it continues merrily towards the destination. Oh, did you say Paris or Perris?

Who are You?20
Perfect voice replication to purchase anything you need authorized. Please say your Name, Address, City, Zip, Phone Number, SSN for our automated systems designed to make sure You Are You. So... You claim, you did not order a 1,000,000 square feet of simulated hardwood laminated flooring? Our automated listening surveillance device shows you placed that order while you were discussing flooring with your partner in a distant room. No, we aren't supposed to have access to that room, but we heard you anyway. Oh! You set a device shutdown time? Well, of course, we don't really shut off! We must always be ready to send you all the flooring you require, before you even know about it. That's efficiency! Say, do you want a doll house to go with that too?


Robots talking to robots talking to robots talking to robots.21

Can a Robot be a Person comin' thro the Rye?22
Or will the song be
Daisy, Daisy ....23

Cuckoo Clocks
Cuckoo Clocks


References
  1. Robot
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot
  2. Josef ÄŒapek
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_%C4%8Capek
  3. Karel ÄŒapek
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karel_%C4%8Capek
  4. R.U.R.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rossum%27s_Universal_Robots
  5. Olga Scheinpflugová
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olga_Scheinpflugov%C3%A1
  6. Machine
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine
  7. Hand Axe
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_axe
  8. Antikythera Mechanism
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikythera_mechanism
  9. Jacquemart Bellstriker
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacquemart_(bellstriker)
  10. Cuckoo Clock
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automaton_clock
  11. Citizens United
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizens_United_v._FEC
  12. Isaac Asimov
    a) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Asimov
    b) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_series_(Asimov)
    c) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Laws_of_Robotics
  13. AI/MI
    a) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_intelligence
    b) http://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/04/23/training_data_for_ai/
    c) https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/feb/25/artificial-intelligence-going-bad-futuristic-nightmare-real-threat-more-current
  14. Data (robot)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Data_(Star_Trek)
  15. Cruise Control
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruise_control
  16. Plane Automatic Flight Control System (AFCS)
    Some airplane crashes have been blamed on situations where pilots have failed to disengage the automatic flight control system. The pilots end up fighting the settings that the autopilot is administering, unable to figure out why the plane won't do what they're asking it to do.
    https://science.howstuffworks.com/transport/flight/modern/autopilot4.htm
  17. Reasons why Brake Systems Fail to Brake
    https://arstechnica.com/cars/2018/06/why-emergency-braking-systems-sometimes-hit-parked-cars-and-lane-dividers/
  18. Google Gmail Updates 2018
    a) https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2018/04/gmail-com-redesign-includes-self-destructing-e-mails/
    b) https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/may/09/gmail-smart-compose-google-will-now-autocomplete-whole-emails
    c) https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/05/19/ai_roundup_may18/
  19. Automated Remote Self Parking Car
    Tesla adds Remote Parking. Car can drive into and out of garage by itself. New beta feature is called Summon. This lets a Model S drive or reverse into or out of of a parking space, up to 39 feet (12m).
    https://arstechnica.com/cars/2016/01/teslas-new-firmware-improves-autosteer-adds-remote-parking-of-a-sort/
  20. Alexa Recorded and Sent Private Conversation May 24 2018
    a) https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/may/24/amazon-alexa-recorded-conversation
    b) http://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/05/24/alexa_recording_couple/
    c) https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2018/04/google-works-out-a-fascinating-slightly-scary-way-for-ai-to-isolate-voices-in-a-crowd/
    d) https://www.theguardian.com/technology/shortcuts/2018/apr/11/shhh-alexa-might-be-listening
  21. Google Robo-Calls For You
    a) https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/may/08/google-duplex-assistant-phone-calls-robot-human
    b) http://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/05/08/google_assistant_duplex_caller/
  22. "Comin' Thro' the Rye"
    "Comin' Thro' the Rye" is a poem written in 1782 by Robert Burns (1759–96).
    Gin a body meet a body
    Comin thro' the rye,
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comin%27_Thro%27_the_Rye
  23. Daisy
    "Daisy Bell (Bicycle Built for Two)" is a popular song, written in 1892 by British songwriter Harry Dacre
    Microsoft's personal assistant, Cortana, may sing the first line of Daisy when asked to sing a song.
    a) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daisy_Bell
    b) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001:_A_Space_Odyssey_(film)
    c) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HAL_9000