Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Homemade Pies

blackberry cobblerIn our daily IM chats my sister Esther and I frequently talk about food. She lives with her son and cooks for the two of them. Dinner is usually waiting for him when he comes home from work, but her diet is quite restrictive so her meals are different from the ones she serves him. Recently she made a blackberry cobbler and when I asked her how it turned out, she said it was really good. I reminded her that blackberry pie was a favorite of Dad’s and that got us reminiscing about Mom’s pies.

Some years ago, when the folks lived on Calera St in Covina, California, an acquaintance offered to buy a coconut cream pie from Mom if she would make it. Mom hesitated, but after being coaxed, she agreed. Mom took special pains to make certain her reputation for good pies held and she did a top notch job for her friend. The pie was served that night and the friend was so pleased she phoned Mom and ordered two more, one coconut and one banana. At $5 per pie Mom was suddenly in the pie business! Over the next several days Mom filled her friend’s order for both cream and fruit pies. Surprisingly, Mom began to get phone calls from the woman’s co-workers asking if they could order pies. Mom was so tickled about her new found fame as a pie maker and actually earning money baking them that she continued filling orders as they came in.
Her baking schedule depended on how many pies she had to have ready for pick up by 5 in the afternoon. It wasn’t long before the whole morning was taken up baking pies. The fillings were all made from scratch as was the pie crust and as the work progressed, pies, tagged with names of customers sat cooling on every available table top and shelf. As word spread about Mom’s homemade pies, orders increased. The pies were baked in the oven of the kitchen stove and only so many could be baked at one time. Soon the afternoons were given over to baking and many times a customer picked up a pie as it came out of the oven. Dad, always a great one to help Mom in her various endeavors, became her assistant. My sister Adeline and I often came to help. In the evenings Aunt Margret and Uncle Chester and Uncle Lester would drop for a visit and to hear how the pie business was going. Of course pie was served as refreshment.

One day Mom realized she was spending all her time cooking and baking. She had enjoyed her little pie business, but the time had come to stop and smell the flowers and maybe spend some of the money she had been earning.

Many years later, when the folks and I lived next door to each other in Texas, we enjoyed morning coffee breaks with my brother Charles, who lived with them and worked with Dad in his antique repair business. During one of our breaks, Mom mentioned that her father’s favorite pie was Vinegar Pie. I asked if it tasted like lemon pie. Mom said yes, and that gave her the idea of making a Lemon pie for supper. I said that if she wanted, I’d make the pie but I’d rather make a Lemon Cream. Charles, who liked to stir the pot, suggested we have a contest to see who could make the best Lemon pie. Amid lots of laughing and sudden bragging, Mom and I accepted the challenge.

As the morning went by, Mom and I got busy with our pie making. Charles, acting as a double agent, came to give me a report on Mom’s progress and in turn gave Mom an update on mine. I never measured ingredients, always guessing amts and relying on sample tastes for my Lemon Cream filling. I had modified a recipe taken from a magazine and had never written down the changes, but I had made the pie so often I was confident that my pie would be sensational.

It was a fun day and everyone got into the spirit of the contest. After supper that night Mom and I brought out our respective pies and waited for oh’s and ahs. Small wedges were served and suspense increased when Dad and Charles asked for second samplings. Finally, it came time to vote. There was no question of who the winner would be. Even I had to vote for Mom’s pie. It really was superb. But of course I had to make out like the voting was rigged!!!!

The ability to bake delicious pies helped Aunt Bessie Ross earn a living during the great depression. She baked pies in her apartment and delivered them to the cafes that gave her standing orders for so many every morning. I often baby sat cousin Homer when she had to make deliveries. Over the years, she could always rely on baking and selling pies to help her over any financial hardship.

apple pieapple tart tatinI once had a fling at baking and selling pies when my husband and I lived in Paris. I often baked American style apple pie for dessert when we invited other Americans to dinner. Occasionally I was offered money to bake an apple pie for a guest. The French make wonderful tarts but when some of our American friends longed for a slice of an old fashioned apple pie, I’d comply.

My favorite, when it comes to pie, is as changeable as the wind. As a young girl I liked rhubarb custard as only Mom could make it. A leftover slice of cold apple pie for breakfast is a delight but hot apple pie with melting vanilla ice cream is always on my favorite list. I grew up eating gooseberry pie and will order it when ever it’s on a menu when I eat out. Pumpkin is ok if there is lots of whipped cream. Pecan pie gives way to chocolate and coconut cream. Peach and berry cobblers have been favorites from time to time; they certainly have to be considered by any pie enthusiast.

Lemon Meringue

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The folks at the home are SO pleased - and now hungry - to read about your escapades with pies! .. Everyone got into a great heated up and cheesy group discussion about their favorites .. but things got rowdy and 'Ms. Gilly Bulle' ... the home's resident Historian of Culinary History -- was forced to take control and calm things down - things got so heated you could have baked a pie IN the multi-purpose room!

Gilly insisted on clarifying the 'true' story ... and had to make some very strong corrections about common modern misconceptions about pie. This is what she had to say...

It seems that the ancient egyptians were the first to try and invent pie .. but failed miserably ... and only built giant ovens in pie-ra-mid shapes... So many of the people got tired of waiting for the pie... since it took so long to build the ovens ... that the egyptians left in a huge exodus, and went to greece.... where the first major breakthroughs came in the theories of pie ... mistranslated for lo these many years as 'Pi' ....[those pesky dropped vowels don'cha know].

She insists that true 'pie' actually goes back to ancient greece ... and the so-called mathemetician theorists... who were actually an obese and lazy bunch .. who espoused crazy number theories, and mysteries of the universe, but more often just played Chess ... while being served, and eating the popular dish of the time known as pie. It was so wonderful, that they decided that pie should be a secret guarded into the centuries... so they proceeded to argue about the why's and wherefore's of pie.

There were many many kinds of pie then .. more than we have today ...which is why we have so many dang complicated mathematical theories ... we know this because of the many historical references ... and from that day to this .. Pie has been very important throughout mathematics and history in general ..

Gilly has to put it all in context. It was then a universal truth that anyone who ate 'pie' became lazy ... leading to much unnessary napping and nodding, or worse - playing the dreaded game of Chess! So much time was spent on this that the kingdom was in danger of collapse. There was even talk of banishing pie addicts to the .. Pie-ranees mountains. Thus pie eating became far too dangerous, and was eventually banned. Only a few secret peoples were able to keep a few meagre recipes alive ... well hidden in - alleged 'math' formulas.

It was a well known Greek who really developed the 'Pie-thagorean therorem' [or as some historians have postulated .. the more correct translation is 'pie-that-gored-em' theory] ...also commonly known today as E= MC squares [Eats = Mince Coconut squares]

The best than anyone can postulate the 'true' theory was ... PP (pie pan) = D (dough) X F(filling) divided by 6... [all equal, but lateral triangles] ... which also brings into play the famed equalateral pie-angle ... wherein the hy-pie-tanouse was also explored.

As a side note, the number 3.1412 etc [ad nauseum] ... is simply a red herring to secretly circumvent the true circumference of any given 'pie', and throw off any future detectives from the 'true' Pie theories !! [who ever heard of a pie divided into 3.14 parts anyway!?!?]

By the way .. they also experimented with red herring pie .. but immediately discarded it for reasons that are yet unclear to modern archeologists ..[some think it's possibly because 'red' herrings were politically incorrect and would only bunch up on the left side of the pie... causing anyone getting a piece of the right side to exclaim that there was improper re-distribution of the wealth ?]

Sadly, the greeks had not yet invented Ice Cream to support the evolving priciples of PIE .. ... but they really wanted to VERY badly ...and it seems that a reference exits to a certain inventor known as 'Aye Skreemis' who was very close upon such discovery... but unfortunately was killed in an avalanche gathering snow for his experiments. It is known that many of his contemporaries claimed he was curiously 'cold at his center', just a 'half-baked' individual anyway. This comment is ascribed to one Cera-Lea a popular purveyor of Pies of the day.

Still, it is the rare person who honors his memory today with any kind of 'Aye Skreem' ! His more famous brother 'Aye Stee' ... holds a much higher place in food history, although there was a cousin who attempted to further the works ... but little is known of him today except his name... Hag N. Dass ... no other information exists, but it is expected that some will turnup some day.

And to that point ... ancient experiments in Turn-up pie all seem to have failed ... but later in history ... the yam seems to have found it's own place... we believe this was in Olde Englande ... and the common argument among pie affecianados was .. 'Tuber.. or Not Tuber' .. which has been traced to common usage in the area of Stratford on Avon .. but I digress.

These mysteries of ancient pie eventually made their way into medicine - since the greeks knew the curative powers of 'pie' ... and again .... historically it's been misconstrued, but should be more correctly referred to as the Hip-PIE-cratic oath!

Oh .... what is the hip-PIE-cratic oath you ask ? ...the accepted rough translation from ancient greek is "... EGADS, and EUREKA ... this is REALLY good!" . Eureka later became the nick-name of folks who ate the short lived Red Herring Pie. People would say .. You- reeka ... but due to some strange ways of spelling in Olde Englande it evolved into 'Eur-eka' as we know it today.

Pie Thagorus was the founder of the Athenian Baking Consortium's [ABC's] a secret baking society that actually hid their wares in a tomato based soup .. they later became famous in the DaVinci Code as the Pie-ory of Psi-yon [primarily because they couldnt spell very well!].... These were a group of men sworn to the secrets of ancient letters. Some say these men may have been half baked too? It is well known that many conspiracy theorists speculate that if the letters in the soup are put in proper order - the ancient and secret mysteries of PIE will be revealed... but so far ... mostly young people have only spelt thier own names.

Pie has branched out into many fields thru the centuries ... shoemakers came up with a variant called 'cobbler' ... builders came up with 'pie-lasters' .. and even in the old west ... where bartenders were known to say ... ' name your pie son!' ... and so it goes on and on ... in modern times they even have pie-zo electrics !! who knows where it will lead? The pie-tential is limitless.

Meanwhile -Miz Bizzy B .... Gilly deems that you have had sufficient explorations in the use and creation of PIES .. to be added to the rolls [a whole other topic of baking btw] of great bakers and pie eaters.... still one must always caution to be on guard for the same afflictions of the ancient greeks ... the overuse and danger of pie, leading to addiction, obesity [the term quiche-ster is not an accident], extensive napping ... nodding off .. and of course ... the curse of playing Chess!

So now I have reported what our dear foodie historian Ms. Gilly Bulle explained when the brawl was over... we are all of us glad that you have been so capable of securing the secrets and mysteries of pie ... so on behalf of all of us down at 'the home' ... Rue Barb, Peaches & Herb, Crusty, Flakey, Pumpkin', and everyone else .. this is Cher E. Tarte signing off for now ... !