No House...
No Well...
...No Power
Act 1 Scene 12 Candles
sound effect: phone ringtones
| Moi | Allo? |
| Power | Hi! Good News! We have done all the preliminary work to install the electrical power, and everything is Good To Go! |
| Moi | Ohh? |
| Power | Yes! All the paper work is done, the technical drawings are completed, the electrical load calculated. All Good. |
| Moi | Hmm? |
| Power | So we are ready to move forward with a contract, which will include the bill of materials and pricing. |
| Moi | Ummm? |
| Power | And we have just checked and you are eligible for a special limited offer of a matching grant to help offset costs. |
| Moi | Oooh??? |
| Power | Let me see, yes there it is... yes.. yes... your deposit fully covers all costs! |
| Moi | Ahhhh? |
| Power | You won't be charged for upgrading the transformer or upgrades on our power pole! |
| Moi | Ehhh?? |
| Power | Let me look further ... there's more. You are going to get 75% of your deposit refunded too! |
| Moi | Oi?? |
| Power | Yes, yes and we can start in a few days. Yes things are moving right along. |
| Moi | Eeehh? |
| Power | Just a few more items to fill out... |
| Moi | Ummm? |
| Power | The house is built, right? The well is in and ready to connect, right? |
| Moi | Aaah? |
| Power | You do have a house built? |
| Moi | Eep? |
| Power | Oh... no house. You do have the well drilled and pumps ready? |
| Moi | Eeeps? |
| Power | Oh. We have a problem .... |
| Moi | Ayeee? |
| Power | WE, Do Not provide power for
|
| Moi | Huh? |
| Power | WE are THE Public Electrical Utility but we only provide electricity to homes or wells. |
| Moi | Aarrp? |
| Power | No House... |
| Moi | Wha??? |
| Power | You will have to use candles. |
End Act 1 Scene 12 Candles
sound effect: click, dead air
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| Candle Power |
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